Why Your Side Chick Look Better Than Your Wife

Dear men, side chicks look hotter than wives because you don’t live with them. You only see them when they have perfected their makeup. Don’t leave a wife because of a hot side chick. Her hotness is a mirage that will disappear once you start living with her. Don’t let your emotions deceive you that you have fallen in love. Falling in love is not as deep as standing in love. A person who falls in love can fall out of love. But when you stand in love, it means you stand up for your partner for better or worse. Falling in love is emotional. Standing in love is a choice of commitment.

-Reno Omokri